had an extremely vivid sex dream about joseph gordon-levitt last night
which is weird cause he doesn’t really do it for me irl but w/e i’ll take it
I WANT YOUR DREAMS. Sans the ones involving kitten birth.
had an extremely vivid sex dream about joseph gordon-levitt last night
which is weird cause he doesn’t really do it for me irl but w/e i’ll take it
I WANT YOUR DREAMS. Sans the ones involving kitten birth.
Oh dear.

(Source: moonsmilk)
Add Paul Ryan to my list of people I’m disgusted with who have the last name Ryan
K Ryan, Meg Ryan, the bastard who founded Ryan Homes, the list is just endless!
GPOY
(via lepreas)
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering…
/snaps

I’m back from an unintentional hiatus because this is currently the best thing on the internet
(via lepreas)
Beach! Beach! Beach! Beach!
I miss people and things.
(via carnageandcarnality)
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but chains
and
whips
excite
me
This new Thomas and the Tank Engine meme pleases me greatly.
(Source: urdadsdick, via wintugo-nasty)
MIX YO MILK WITH MY COCO PUFFS
MILKY MILKY COCO
MIX YOUR MILK WITH MY COCO PUFFS
MILKY MILKY RIGHT
I JUST BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER.
(Source: deliciouscunt)